- 00:43:31: Time to stop reading The Oatmeal and go to bed!
- 10:01:39: Nothing like sour milk surprise in your cereal. *gag*
- 17:02:38: @Sham3Music No I don't, sorry!
- 17:03:01: I wish my brother had warned me ahead of time about the loose battery connection that causes his car to NOT START.
- 18:39:49: Hahaha! Police report shows EXACTLY what I said happened!! Take that, French girl.
- 19:14:32: Lady behind me in Target smells like she showered in her perfume. *gag*
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